// big (d)epressed energy

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

Guy who doesnt like to think of himself as an irrational animal affected by fear and pain: haha why are these characters doing stupid things under stress, I sure wouldn't

i wouldn’t run away in a horror movie. i would attempt to beat freddy mercury’s ass and his fuck ass unclipped long nails would disembowel me and i would die instantly

i meant freddy krueger

why do you hate freddy mercury :(

I MEANT FREDDY KRUEGER!!!!!!

EVERYONE SROP REBLOGGING THIS

NO BC IT'S FUNNY