Sylentee :I met a new OC that is kind of similar to the other OC that needed to eat people meat

Quietfighterio :Ooo

Sylentee :and I laughed so hard

They came up with this whole alien deal, right, but it's an organism that needs a host to live

so there is the main host and then it can aquire other vessles that it keeps in case the current host doesn't work out

Quietfighterio :kk

Sylentee :but that if you're a side vessle, you keep your free will and all that, like you're YOU but if the main host needs you, they can use you, take away your free will and all that

blah blah blah

BUT

Quietfighterio :sounds like that vampire show blaire was into

like almost exactly like it

*narrows eyes*

Sylentee :True Blood or something

Quietfighterio :did you come up with soemthing better?

Sylentee :idk

nah

the fun part

of their whole slien host, get vessels thing

was that "If the main host finds someone it likes or finds them interesting, he will start exhibiting stalker-like behavior to learn more about the subject"

and I message the guy like wtf that's adorable

Quietfighterio :OooooOOooooOOooo

That is cute

Sylentee :RIGHT

WAIT

IT GETS BETTER

Quietfighterio :*pops head round corner*

potential host is eatin fries*

Sylentee :and how it could last up to a week or something right, but WAIT THERES MORE

Quietfighterio :writes down "only prefers the crispy long ones"

Sylentee :Once the main host decides that it likes you

It smears it's blood on you to make you one of the side vessles

Quietfighterio :imagine

just sitting there

* is all worried because subject isn't reacting the way they're supposed to

Sylentee :hahahaha

well, the fine print isn't as exciting as how we're imagining it

because usually the main host loses emotions and all that

and just looks at people for how useful they may be not really their personality

But I still think it's hilarious

Quietfighterio:but like thats still cute

like checkin' out their stats

Sylentee :"I really want to take this relationship to the next level... will you... will you let me smear blood on you"

Quietfighterio :hahahhaha

aww

" thats a biohazard"

Sylentee :

"pls no"

"only a little"

"n-no"

"ITS JUST A LITTLE BLOOD"

Quietfighterio :

hahahhahahha

is like all mad about it

so grumpy

Quietfighterio :

can you imagine tho

like the main host just idk going about their business

and then all of a sudden]

they see guy doing parkour

*some

and he's like  !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jump Body

w o w

yahhhhhhhh

Sylentee :

//yessss/

//y e s s s s s s //

Quietfighterio :

but its lke this mean like vegan skater type kid who isn't interested in being bothered by anyone.

Played by this guy: 

and he's like 17 or whatever and the host is like ok time to follow

and the guy is like "stranger danger"

" go away I am trying to be a waiter"

Sylentee :

hahahaha

Quietfighterio      :

and he's like hyper aware of himself

so ususally when this dude follows people they dont notice

but with this kid he's like "get out of the wastepaper basket" without even turning around

Sylentee :

hahahahahaha omfg

Quietfighterio :

and he like goes on fun runs and stuff

but like he's trying to evade this guy who is in a car

Sylentee :

hahahahahaha

always watching

WAIT

IM GOING TO MAKE THIS AWFUL

ARE YOU READY

Quietfighterio :

YES

Sylentee :

OK OK OK

IMAGINE

Quietfighterio :

*bangs pots and pans*

Sylentee :

IMAGINE

HIGH SCHOOL AU

THATS IT

Quietfighterio :

both of them or just this kid

Sylentee :

THATS THE AWFUL

BOTH

hahahahaha

Quietfighterio :

hahahahahhahhaha

okokokokok

he tries to put blood on this kid, who I am gonna go ahead and name alex, and alex just blocks him like "wtf man

Sylentee :

"the weird drama kid is stalking you again"

Quietfighterio :

and then it just turns into an elaborate slap fight

Sylentee :

"I know, I can't geth im to stop"

Quietfighterio :

EVEN BETTERIF ALEX IS A SENIOR

AND THIS KID IS N O T

Sylentee :

this is such trash

Quietfighterio :

i love it

Sylentee :

HS AU TRASH

Quietfighterio :

yasss

and Alex's whole thing is that he's in that senior year mentality where school is just a waste of tiem until you can leave to go to college

so like this is extra annoying because he was happlly dissaociating and now he has to be on gaurd

After like   months of this, he just like walks up to this kid directly and is like "We're going to dinner to talk about this."

Sylentee :

wait wait wait

i want us to be on the same page

Quietfighterio :

MMKAYYYY

Sylentee :

because

emotionless host kid just dead pan stalking Alex

has to be

the funniest shit

just unmoving

Quietfighterio :

meanwhile, alex's friends like "bruh, i think he likes you."

"let him down easy man. you can be kind of harsh sometimes, he's just a kid."

(helpful advice) hahahaha

Sylentee :

little do they know

that kid is ready to make him drink his blood

Quietfighterio :

There should be a horrible moment

where Alex is turning him down and the kid is like "what no."

and then alex is like ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Im preyyyyyyyyyyy

oh ok

well.

no to that too.

"is this some kind of fetish"

Sylentee :

hahahahahahahaha

"this isn't a choice"

Quietfighterio :

" im literally walking away, do you see me walking away"

Sylentee :

as their third jaw opens up

Quietfighterio :

and alex is just like "thank goodness I know freakin parkour"

and just like somersaults out of there

Sylentee :

hahahahaha

Quietfighterio :

goes to tell his friends and they're like "give him a chance, he's just a kid."

Alex is all "he has more than one mouth."

Sylentee :

yoU DOnT UnDERstaND

Quietfighterio :

stoner friend: " double blowjob mannnnn"

Sylentee :

there's always one

Quietfighterio :

yupp

so like his friends are being real unhelopful

and the kid is like so persistant

and like, he realizes the only person he can trust is himself

so he starts training super hard

Sylentee :

making himself more appealing

hahahaha

Quietfighterio :

and wearing kneepads under his clothes and wrapping his arms up beneath his sweatshirts

simultaneously making himself hotter and also raising his stats

Sylentee :

I feel at some point alien boy would just hide in his closet and then throw up in his mouth while he sleeps

Quietfighterio :

like

he's a real light sleeper

and he wakes up instantly

and now they're running in circles round his room

everything is faling on the floor and breaking

as he screams bloody murder

and his dad pounding on the wall like "shut the fuck up its  am"

"just stay still"

"get out of my fucking room

"

or if he wakes up right before ity happens and he sits up and instead gets it all over his chest

and he's just screaming because now he's filthy

Sylentee:

hahahahahaha

horrifying

Quietfighterio :

how would this even be resolved omg

Sylentee :

The alien kid finds someone else to make a host

or it waits

Quietfighterio :

i feel like it would be one of those things like samurai champloo where thety're like "i'll fight you when we're done" and they have that thing where they're constantly abotu to square up

Sylentee  :

years later

comes back

finds him in college

Quietfighterio :

" I MOVED THREE STATES HOW DID YOU FIND ME"

Sylentee  :

hahahaha

Quietfighterio :

but now he's like  x more appealing because he's like taller and better at parkour

also great at self defense because this kid scared the shit out of him and he signed up for classes

Sylentee :

omg omg omg imagine that the alien kid gets a new host body and they bump into each other and he's just like //I don't need you anymore// and suddenly Alex is like "...tf is this"

Quietfighterio :

you mean like he gets jealous?

hahahahahahhahahahahaha

Sylentee :

side trash au to the trash au

Quietfighterio :

" this book isn't about you anymore"

"but i have cool new skills!"

"you kept running away so i dont care anymore

"You vomited blood on my chest while I was trying to sleep"

Sylentee :

"YOU OWE ME AT LEAST THAT MUCH"

Quietfighterio :

hahahahha

starts passively following him around and asking him questions about himself

"so like, why do you need the bodies? like what do you do when they're done. are they dead or do they come back to life"

"is this like a contract thing? like if I let you in my bod would you like, take my tests and stuff for me, because that doesn't sound too bad"

"Can I still see and feel things you're doing or is it like Im asleep. Can we talk when you're inside me or do we have to sit in silence."

Sylentee :

"I'm asking you to be a vessle, not the main host you twat"

hahahahaha

just chrush his dreams

crush*

mental phone calls to be like "yo I need this"

Quietfighterio :

"so..... like you become my............dad? or my boss."

Sylentee :

uses him to get pizzas for him in the middle of the night

dad canon

Quietfighterio :

" I already have a dad so...."

Sylentee :

are you trying to make this a dad canon

alien dad

aliene doesn't approve of your clothes

Quietfighterio :

HAHAHAHAH that would be funny, but no tho

Sylentee :

alien Dad DOES approve of your girlfriend

make her a vessle too

now she has no choice but to date you

Quietfighterio :

"this isn't a three person relationship"

alien: THIS ISNT A TWO PERSON RELATIONSHIP

Alex: idk man you made me get you ice cream once.

Sylentee  :

THERE ARE MILLIONS OF ME, IM JUST TRAPPED NEXT TO YOU THREE

"three?"

"yes, meet Sandra"

Quietfighterio :

what if sandra was a lesbian but she was the only one who believed him and he was like " u know, thats enough actually."

Solidari-bros

Sylentee :

hahaha

Quietfighterio :

" it isn't so bad. Some of the girl versions of him are hot"

Sylentee :

they get their freewill and all too until he needs them for something

so it isn't like their lives are taken over

Quietfighterio :

this is so funny omg

Like, anytime Alex runs into him he goes "hey daddy" JUST BECAUSE IT BOTHERS HIm

Sylentee :

imagine them going to the host and being like "I WANT THAT PERSON"

Host: UGH WE WENT OVER THIS NO

Kid: BUT I WANNAAAAAA

Quietfighterio :

and its really funny and bad because Sandra like gets whats going on and she's like "eh, its like having a mom or whatever"

and Alex is like " he stalked me for   years so, i get the privlege of acting like we're more than Main host and vassle.

alien: no you do not.

Alex: whatever you say, honey.

Sylentee :

hahahahaha

Quietfighterio :

How often does the host switch bodies?

Sylentee :

ummm from what I read, it's more like it switches depending on what body will be so useful

will be the most*

Quietfighterio :

whats it like, is it like posession where they know things about u once he's inside

BECAUSE

IF IT IS

THATS SOME COOL SHIT

Sylentee :

I'll send you the HC page but the main host loses it's self

so only the vessles are their own thing

bevause the main host, the actual alien ahs it's own personality

Quietfighterio :

ahhhh

okay

so

wheat I'm tryina figure out is if its like FMA brotherhood where he can talk to the guy inside him

Sylentee :

it adapts traits of the main host but overall throws out any useless stuff

Quietfighterio :

when he's in their bod

Sylentee :

nah

Quietfighterio :

any of their memories orrrr

beause that would make a great thing where if he ever needeed Alex's bod and alex is like okokokokokok fine.

and he goes in and realizes that everything about alex's cocky personality is just a shell covering exreme fear

and how when he followed him back in the day, alex felt like all tender towards him and bad for having to turn him down but now its just a yawning chasm of fear

Sylentee :

whelp, in this canon, the alien main host is like   % emotionless

so I dont think he'd be any more tender to him than he had been

Quietfighterio :

I think he's be like "welp. Lets get rid of this first beacause y i k e"

I think that his feels would be towards Alex like the way you feel about a real good favorite pen

Sylentee :

hahahhaa

Quietfighterio :

like "this writes awesome, yeah!" fave pen. and you carry it round with you like "yuss" but like... you cant fall in love with a pen or date a pen

Sylentee :

hahahahahaha

Quietfighterio :

what happens to the  vessels after the alien is out of them. Like are they alive when he goes in and then dead when he comes out.

one use only

Sylentee :

one use only

they die

Quietfighterio :

Okay that sucksssssssssssssssssssss

Quietfighterio  :

this would make a good sitcom tho

Sylentee :

[jingle starts]

Have you ever been marked as vessel for a parasitic alien organism? WELL TIMMY HAS!

[ridiculous blooper worthy material of Timmy falling and looking to the camera shrugging and laughing]

SILLY TIMMY! BUT HE'LL LEARN

whetherhewantstoornot

Quietfighterio :

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

and they're all roommates

" why do I have to get you a burrito, why can’t YOU ever get up and get ME a burrito."

Sylentee :

the host just

*hypnotoad*

Quietfighterio :

" FINE"

*angrily flings off bed sheets and shoves his legs into jeans while muttering angrily*

Sylentee :

hahahaha the main host doesn’t even talk

just make the hypnotoad noise

[hypnotoad noise]

"FINE ILL CLEAN IT UP"

[more noise but louder]

"I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE"

Quietfighterio :

hahahahahhahahah

Quietfighterio:

the main host only does one emotional thing a season

so that every time they do it everyone is like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like one episode one of the vessel roommates is asleep on the couch and the main puts a blanket on them like "if he is sick he cannot do tasks"

but the fandom is like " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

so perf

or like he demands they do things for him that are endearing

like giving his host body a haircut

Sylentee :

I feel like it'll end up like those anime episodes where the MC is super unemotional and demands things from the vessels but the vessels keep getting into shenanigans because they still have their free will and then the main host has to go save them

and everyone is like "YOU CARE"

and the main host is like

"No, you forgot to take out the garbage"

Quietfighterio :

100%

one of them gets knocked out and the main host carries him home on his back and then there is a close up and the vessel winds his arms tighter round the main hosts’ neck and it’s the season finale and the internet just breaks out into chaos

Sylentee :

hahahahaha

fandom explodes

Quietfighterio :

The Discourse

Quietfighterio :

The whole show is just that

Quietfighterio :

and it just escalates over time all horribly because the Main host has to keep doing lil stuff like that, and he has no emotion, but the vessels definitely do

so like the more time they all spend together they more they care about the main host and he's like "whyyyyy is this happening."

Sylentee :

"You know I'm going to kill you right"

Quietfighterio :

hahahahhahaha

Sylentee :

The main host just ???

Quietfighterio :

" It hasn't even happened yet. you've been saying that for months."

Quietfighterio :

and they do cute things for him like "you can wear my jacket. your host bod looks cold"

Sylentee :

hahahahaha

Quietfighterio  :

"does this bod like strawberries"

Sylentee :

cold uncaring voice: "the temperature is fine as it is."

hahahaha

Quietfighterio :

hahahahhaha * drapes jacket anyway*

Quietfighterio :

does the alien have a mission or is he just chilin'

Sylentee :

idk

survive

Quietfighterio :

hahhahahaha so literally this whole sitcom is just a domestic AU ahahahahahhahahah

Sylentee  :

DOMESTIC HIGH SCHOOL AU

Quietfighterio :

"can I go home now"

"no"

Sylentee:

DOMESTIC ROMANTIC COMEDY HIGH SCHOOL AU

the worst of all AUs

Quietfighterio :

omg how would that even fucking look

Sylentee :

remember that McDonalds anime

I bet it would look like that but everyone would be gross looking

Quietfighterio :

like that but

AHAHAHHAHA

Like

Sylentee:

I forgot to mention

that

the people who have been marked as vessels

start growing this hideous like... scaly type skin condition that can cover between  -  % of the body but never more than   % so that the body is ready if the organism ever needs it

Quietfighterio :

gross so now they're a vessel and they have to be ugly

Sylentee :

I mean

they could be lucky

and only have  %

little rash

or just

you know

horrid looking

Quietfighterio :

if they do a thing he doesn’t like he just... makes them uglier

Sylentee :

hahahaha hahahaha

the main host doesn't control it but

imagine

threaten you with ugliness

Quietfighterio :

hahahahaha

hs romcom au

the alien's host bod is hot

and everyone is like !

and he's like ?!

???!!!?!??!!!

Sylentee :

"This was the most reliable body of the school and could possibly attract potential vessels. Please refrain from touch it."

Quietfighterio :

This blog is currently under construction.

Things changing:

I always thought that because Erebus is/was so caught up on his previous navigator and how fucked up he was over that, he's really really REALLY SLOW on the uptake for new emotions for other people? Or that he would willfully ignore them, so the entire time the two of them, Erebus and Deimos, are growing closer to each other, Erebus is totally oblivious and at some point it clicks in Deimos' head what's going on?

And deimos is like, hmmm

HMMM

HMMM

hmmm

and Erebus is just stupidly flopping about

totally unaware of his own feelings

and Deimos is like yeah, I guess I could be about it

I GUESS

Kayla: YEAH like deimos would know but wouldn't do anything about it and Ee would slowly be flopping around less and less but never stopping completely being oblivious. but then eventually something happens and it hits him like a train

SylentEE: YUP

*CANON LIKE A MOFO*

Kayla: and Deimos is like " i see you've joined the class. welcome."

SylentEE: and it's so cute

and Deimos is like "ohohohohohoho"

and Erebus is like "oh nononono"

Deimos "OHOHOHOHO DO I SCARE YOU"

Erebus [shrill screaming]

Kayla: its like he's screaming about having to get up and go to school while he's already at school

and everyone else is like bro its already happening, we're here

Kayla: Anyway - What is the thing about erebus and helios

Sy: just me screaming and rolling on the ground

Cause I was gonna type up a relationships thing right? But then I was gonna actually put a list of names and say what I thought about it, but then just started drabbling about Abel and Selene and how Erebus would probably be apprehensive cause he wouldn't want to offend them with his brashness or anything

and he'd sort of just be like, really nice, but quiet?

older brother style you know

and then I was like pft, I never even thought about how he would act to Helios cause Helios is a fucking idiot

They'd end up being so fucking openly gay with eachother but then not be?

Erebus would be older bro to Helios and do running jump kicks on him in the locker room

and give him nuggies and shit

Kayla: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sy: and they'd laugh and Helios would whine about it

and Erebus would be like

SHUT UP

HAHAHA

NERD

and they'd be really cool

BUT

BUT

BUT

HELIOS

BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING

TRASH

and he fucked the Commander remember that

He fucked Hayden with a line that was "hey lets do the do"

Kayla: (chorus: gross)

Sy: RIGHT

SO

OF COURSE

Because Helios is stupid as fuck

He'd start acting totally weird at some point and try and push Erebus away cause like, woah bro I got a case of the feelings and I dunno if they're like bro feelings or not??? And of course Erebus is like all butt hurt and he's like yo, Helios bro, you going through something? You wanna talk about it??

and at this point I start narrowing my eyes cause I'm like brain please stop here, let this end here

and it didn't

Kayla: Ahahahahahaha

Go on

Sy: I can't really? like, I feel like Erebus would be like oh, um, I'm flattered but like, woah bro, you're my bro and Helios just being really stupid and trying to blow him in the locker room or something

Kayla: oh nooooooo

freshman vs senior problems

i feel like Ee would just smack smack smack lightly just like are you getting on your knees smack smack omg what are you get smack your ahnds off my szipper smack smack omg smack cheeks smack smack pls stop young man. omg where are your parents. you need an adult, i need an adult omg someone stop this

Sy: "this is happening much faster than I expected???"

Kayla: so scandalized

Sy: They do the deed and Erebus is like oh nooooo

oh noooooo

Kayla: we need to have a parent teacher confrence

Sy: why did I let that happennnn

I need to talk to someone but oh lord I really can't oh nooo

Kayla: deimos just throws his hands in the air and walks away

hamera just

Sy: Hemera would laugh at him and be like //now you have to take responsibility for your new love child// as Helios wraps his arms around Ee's waist and Ee is just silently screaming for help

Erebus you fucked up

Kayla: i think its funny because he would have to be like mily scandalized by his own actions but still authoritative in an ollder brother way, and horrified about what helios could do/think about it

helios comes at him again and he just oh no no no smack oh no smakc smakc you dont oh godd no ommmmmmm y g o d t h i s n e e d s to stop, young man you keep ur hands to yourself wowowowow smack smack oh man regret regret regret crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

Hamera: *walking by in the hall* Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Erebus: nononononononononononoonononnnononono

Sy: hahahahahaha

Erebus hiding under tables in the mess hall as Helios pops in trying to find him

Kayla: ohohohnononononnononnottoday not to day my f r i e n d

Sy: Erebus- please please please don't say anything

Deimos- .............

Erebus- PLEASE DEIMOS

Deimos- ..... Hey Helios-

Erebus- NOOOOOOO

Kayla: its the frist thing deimos has said in months

hemara from 50 ft away " dayum deimos, tell us how you really feel"

such scandal and hilarity

and helios stupid af, just like blushes

Sy: crime

Everyone gives Ee shit about it and the more he tries to deny it the more everyone is like YEAH SURE

Kayla: I feel like, just like hs drama, it will die down until everything is normal again

but then like a year or two later someone random will bring it back up again

Sy: and Erebus will flying kick whoever it is from across the room

or just disappear

Kayla: like hahaha remember when you let helios into your pantaloons"

Sy: instant punch

He won't even be in the same room

He'll just //feel// it from the hanger bay

and start running

just HAULING ASS

flying kick into the mess hall

At this point he can talk

and everyone is like wowow he can talk? but are too distracted by his screams

Kayla: just like knocks the guy's jaw right out of alignment

slow motion

as he crashes to the floor

WHAT IF

WHAT IF BECAUSE OF THIS

HELIOS TELLS EE THAT HE LOVES HIM

IN THAT DUMB HS BOY WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, KIND OF WAY

Sy: omg

Erebus would be 100% nopes-ville

but he wouldn't be mean

because Helios is an idiot

Kayla: I feel like he'd just pat him and be like "no you dont"

pat pat pat smack smack smack smack

and that would be it between them

but like i feel liike that would be a ripe moment for teasing

and GOD FORBID CAIN EVER FOUND OUT

*whiny tease voice* " I love you erebus

1*asshole laughter

Sy: H- I l-love you

Ee- nahhhh

H- ??

Ee- nah, no you don't. [gives a really nice explanation about love and feelings]

H- Ah... I guess that's right...

Ee- yeah, now quit being so gay, we're gonna miss lunch

Ee- HEY GUYS

---hahaha no no no he wouldn't put him on blast

cause he'd know that Helios /thought/ his feelings were genuine

ugghhh

but that would make it so much worse for helios cause he'd totally probably fall for him for real after that

cause Ee's so fucking nice to try and let him down nicely

Kayla: but he would keep it to himself

Sy: I feel like Helios would start looking at Ee differently

and Ee would pick up on it really quick but ignore it cause you know

what else can he do

Kayla: yeah.

I think that might be part of the reason he attacks ppl when they bring it up

because like, it would just be sad after that

because Helios would be in deep, but being respectful about it. and trying hard to shove shove shove feelinsg down

and having people make a joke out of it would be offensive

i feel like a thing like that might make their bro friendship stronger

Sy: ugghhhh

in some alternate anime au, Helios would sacrifice himself for Ee and they'd have this moment where Helios would finally openly confess and Ee would be like " i know man, I know" and they'd hug it out in respect before helios disappeared into the darkness

Kayla: saddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Sy: SAD CANNON

DAY 2

GOING STRONG

[bangs pots and pans together]

Kayla: yells HEART BREAK HEART BREAK HEART BREAK *bang bang bang*

the people come out of the darkness " heart break h-heartbreak? where"

Kayla: ahahahahhahahaha

but like

erebus stays with deimos for like 5 days

and deimos is just /sobbing/

Sy: And the guys burst down the doors to take him away

but Deimos does that -tries not to cry but cries harder- thing

and he's rubbing his eyes like omg omg omg this is happeningg

Kayla: and like i feel like the guys who drag him away would kind of understand

like " his body doesn't belong to him anymore it belongs to the state. I'm sorry." "Stand down"

Sy: It would be the same guys that drag him away all the time and they're like "Ee we're happy you found him, bu youknow you gotta come back"

because all this time

Erebus ahs been leaving to find Deimos

Kayla: D:

DDD:

Sy: and He FiNAlLY foUDnD HIM

Kayla: DDDDDDDDDDDDD;

and it happens over and over for almost a decade until one time it happens and everyone is so tired

and Deimos just opens the door and is like " please. /Please/"

and they just

*picks up walkie*

"*he’s not here. false lead* Lets go, everybody out."

and deimos just goes back to bed and Ee wakes up like " wha was it?" and Deimos is like, nobody, go back to sleep.

Sy: Deimos snuggles in close and Erebus hears the car driving away and they both fall asleep

Sy: I had a nightmareish vision that flickered so fast and was so blindingly horrible that it took me a day and a half to bring it up to you about Erebus Cain and Cook that literally woke me up in a cold sweat.

Kayla: oh my gosh what was it

Sy: number one I don't even

I cant really bring myself to describe

cause I just -- I saw sin and

and sin saw me and for a moment I was like oh no

oh nononono

Kayla: what is done in the dark must be brought to the light

Sy: I was reading through some nsfw /request/ prompts that people had and someone was like "blah blah blah why does not one give the commanders any love blah blah blah" and in my head I was like SCREECH BECAUSE THEY'RE OLD AF AND CREEPY I bet Cook likes to watch, or /worse/ I bet he likes to orchestrate his own fucked up little sex fests and just watch them and suddenly angry Ee popped into my head like, pissed off, he 100% does not want to be there but he's tied to something and hardcore sub~Cain is there and Cook is just like ohohoho my play thingsss

and i woke up SCREAMING

Kayla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sy: RIGHT RIGHT

100000000% NOT OK

Kayla: me screaming now that i know about thsi

me being grossed out and repellant to this concept. and also still screaming

Sy: hahahahaha `00%

100%*

Kayla: hahahaha 00% interested.

now i feel like if Ee was in that situation he would have to be the one who is restrained because the wild look in his eyes and the ferocity with which he would be fighting his way out of having to see Cook in less than full miliary garb with the collar buttened all the way to the top would make him unstoppable

Sy: absolutely fucking furious

The only time he tries to reason with Cain but sub!Cain is surprisingly all about it which just disgusts Ee even more

Kayla: just yelling " OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"

over and over because though the rage is in his heart at cain for not helping, the fear is in his head and the sheer surprise and shock that he's in this situation has gotten a hold of his mouth

Sy: buT hE CAnT TAalLKK

Kayla: oh, its that that stage

oh thats even worse

he can't even call for help

Sy: I feel like that would be the one time he actually does try and talk

like, I get one and this? this moment? yes

Kayla: #worthit

Sy: I will use it for this

And if I fail at least I'll pass out

Kayla: Maybe though, just one long drawn out scream

Sy: anyway, the part that really got me was Cook like leaning back on his couch, crossing his legs and tapping his cigarette out on the couch (NO ASHTRAY) and being like "ok. Begin"

and I was like

NONONONONONO

NOOOOOOOO

SAVE HIM

SAVE MY CHILD

Kayla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sy: and for a split second in my life

I feared Cook more than I did hayden

Kayla: Cook just says " begin"

Ee's like begin? tf you mean, beGIN?! im still clawing at the door with my bare hands

Sy: Clawing at his constrainssssss

I feel like if Ee ever got free he'd kill Cook without a second thought

They'd have to actvate the sedative in his neck thing

Kayla: oh my god yes

i feel like he would probably tear him to pieces

Rt i have never seen a good clear picture of Cook;s face

so i can't actually imagine him that well

Sy: one sec

sent a text picture

Kayla: oh he's scary

I would do what he says

Sy: hes the type of guy to look at you dead in the face and be like

"...you did a good job. Now time for a reward." and you know that whatever reward he has to give you dONT WANT IT

Kayla: Like, we laugh at commander dad like ohoho bad touch ohohoho yell and run, vom on his clothes, complain to ur friends

But like with cook ity would be like " I suggest you comply with my request" and you'd be like oh man i guess i have to s a D.

Sy: because you'd be filled with more fear than disgust

Kayla: like you dont know what kind of punishment would happen but it would be something permanant

so scared

Like so scared that even if you were into him, you couldn't even really be happy

Sy: omg he'd come up behind you and put the death grip on your shoulder like "I need you to come with me"

Kayla: you wouldn't even internally scream, it would just be that "!" feeling

Sy: and you'd have to cry smile to your friends and they'd ask you what was wrong, but you could never tell them

Kayla: that like sharp jolt behind your heart

your fight or flight has been activated but you cant do either

Sy: All there is is compliance

Kayla: you finally get planetside but still wake up in a cold sweat with the sound of his voice in your ear

you begin to cry and your wife holds you and asks what's wrong and you just shake your head

Sy: sobbing "I don't even know if he's dead"

because you hope

you oh so hope that he is

Kayla: you hope so hard

Sy: How Pulp Fiction of us

Kayla: Somwehere in deep space, he sips a glass of port and stares out at the stars, remembering the curve of the back of your neck

and 3 lightyears away u shiver

100%

Sy: as he spins around in his chair to his new play things

omg

horrifying

Kayla: noooooooooooooothey'resoscarednoooooooooooooooo

Sy: at least one of them is

Kayla: i think even if you were into him there would be like still 40% fear 60% Yes

Sy: 60% fear 40% yes because you know what his little "plays" involve