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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

Probably about additives? Like the extra oil and sugar or whatever but that's a hard hill to clean those drinks have been around for a long arse time. Possibly as long as dairy? I know almond milk is bronze age.

Cow milk also has oil and sugar in it, it's just pre-blended inside the cow.

imagine if public transit ran 24/7........ in my beautiful world

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence