jordan

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

everyone go enable this immediately. it can be a bit hard to find because “visibility” is under blog settings instead of general settings or privacy. you have to do this individually for each separate side-blog

But I’m not rebloging that posts every time and I’m coloring the text bc I can (oh god this is worse than homestuck but I’m not changing it)

Jords: “Wait we have a bathroom??” …they were hiding from n the bathroom

“Who plays Fortnite” quoteth the child in the server

“I AM NOT CALLING YOU THE BEST WHAT DO I CALL YOU” “my name is David” “…that’s a mediocre name”

Jordan won as the murderer!!!!!!!

“The lesbIAN HAS A KNIFE” talking abt Jords

I accidentally killed both Jordan and David in a panic

“Don’t kill me don’t kill me don’t kill me” “ok- go sit in the corner” “ok ok I’m in the corner” he jumps on my shoulders “onward my noble steed”

Jordan comes back after a silence “Why was windows updating???” It was a kid on the server making our screens display a windows thing. I am on a MacBook.

“hEY GET AWAY FROM MY JORDAN”

David, for like 30mins “I WANT A WAND” “I JUST WANT SPELLS”

“Wait dude is it just us” “yeah I left for like five minutes and they did my job for me” “ok” I shoot him

“What the hell??” “Hey hey hey no cursing in my good Christian Minecraft server”

Jordan and David singing what I can only assume is country

“Alright we need a better name for mediocre David”

Jords: “I need points” “why??” “It’s imPORTANT”

It was to buy a teletubby skin

It was the purple one

“Wait Wait Wait your eyes get all buggy lemme take a picture” he takes a picture

“You want me to send it to you?” “Yes and no but send it anyway”

I will post the acursed picture tomorrow

“Is your name really ray?” “Not legally, it’s longer than that but ray is one syllable” I die and can’t talk anymore “Ray….Raina…….. yeah” Jords: “AJSHSJJAJSIAJZJZJ RAINA”

Story time-

Jordan and I tried to join an Undertale to server bc we were tired of 8yr olds

We were in the server w/ the children bc we were waiting for dAVID to show up

The UT server was taking forever and my computer crashed gmod

I saw that David was online and in the server we were waiting in before

• “I FEEL INTO A RING OFFF FIREE” I scream as I start fucking sobbing

• I avoided being murder bc I was holding a soccer ball

• The purple one is tinky winky u uncultured swine

• Basically me just attempting to cling to Ray and Ray igNORING ME

Jordan says “I love you” and a confused “…lesbians???” Follows in vc

“If you use default you’re gay” “thank god im using default then”

“I’m gay” “hagzihxjqhsifikJxnsiaksbwnnJJJAJSIDJEKajjdixis” “you ok buddy?” “UUUHHHH IM STRAI-“ then my computer crashed the game

“Hi I’m back, you were in the middle of a breakdown?”

“I should add puppy (Jords) on steam she seems cool” me: “they” dead scilence

“Welcome to the dead club”

“Can you move?” I move “thanks”

“geT IN A LINE OR I KILL YOU. GET BACK IN LI-“

“Pedro sad…Pedro miss family…” “press f for Pedro” chat: f f ffff ff f

“You sound just like a girl in my school” “bold of you to assume I exist”

“Drop the gun.” Fires gun

“No one kills the love of my life but me!”

My dad walks in “are you shooting a lemon”

“bARRY NO”

Jords- “We’re best friends now”

“Can I add you on steam??” “Uhhh yeah” … “did he actually add us” “yeS”

“The gnome is not a prop”

“NOOO I WAS THE BEANS”

“Sorry I shot you mewtwo I thought you were a fridge”

“It’s a waTERMELON”

“How do you kill a watermelon”

“Barry is that legal” in chat- “they can shoot me” he was a lemon in an ally behind a fence

“Barry’s a genius”

“Jeez GLADOS scared me”

“What’s that music???” “My jam” “oh ur right it’s a bop”

“BARRRYYYYYYY”

• “I’m giving you the knife because I love you” *ray shoots me*

• “RAY RAY RAY RAY where are you I have abandonment issues”

• “Will you marry me” “Crouch then ask” “Okay will you marry me” “Yes”

• “Puppy is going to marry Stephen” “I’m gay” “Oh”

• “Why does this kid sound like scooby doo? Is he even speaking English?” *angry screaming from kid*

• “I’ll give you the cactus” “okay thanks man”

• “I love you” dead silence

• “I’ll play soccer with you” *shoots him*

• “Where are you” “Hiding”

• Me and some other guy killing each other over and over for five minutes while Ray joins the sever

• “IM YOUR CONSCIENCE GET OVER TO THE PLAYGROUND NOW”

• “BARRY IM SORRY”

• “Whoozie, whoozie stop moving. PRESS R WHOOZIE. WHOOZIE!!!!!”

“Who are you talking to??” “Uhhh you can’t hear him??” “Wait is he [guy’s username]” “yeah” “oh I muted him”

“Bestest friend in the world are you still alive” him-“yeah why” “I have a question” he kills me

I have been referred to as “hawk-y” “hawko taco (with accent)” “new friend” “best friend” and “Juliet” all by the same person

“Kirito NO”

“Best friend where are you” “hiding”

“Was I really that scary” “I didn’t want you to kill me?!???”

I noticed I was the murderer like halfway through

“Hehehe I have a gun now” “cool come protect me”

“Are you the murderer” “noooo” “it’s just us and I’m a bystander” “ah… you noticed”

“Hotel is dead” “oh dang really??” “You’re the murderer aren’t you”

“Wait you don’t get prom???” “Nah” “…that must suck”

Something something “Huh?” “Ah so you’re an innocent one”

“I’m not calling you the best” “that’s my username live with it”

Bonus: