“goddamnit, you’ve got to be kind.”

movies used to be about real things like robert redford and paul newman looking at each other

it’s actually really easy to not be a terf like you just have empathy and mind your own business

Baby girl I’m blocked by people I’ve never heard of

people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga