Star Curser

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Starting a company called Chaste Centaur, that's the opposite of Bad Dragon. The only product we sell is a medical grade body safe caulk that you can use to superglue your holes permanently shut.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

There is no need to worry when Sleep Token is radio silent. Trust that they are behind the grill cooking like nobody's business. Or kissing men idk

TOBIAS FORGE WHAT THE FUCK