Javadi: Why is Dr. Langdon screaming in the break room?
McKay: He took one of those “Which Pitt doctor are you” quizzes.
Javadi: Oh, who did he get?
Santos: Me.
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Javadi: Why is Dr. Langdon screaming in the break room?
McKay: He took one of those “Which Pitt doctor are you” quizzes.
Javadi: Oh, who did he get?
Santos: Me.

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Langdon: Santos...
Santos: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
Langdon: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Santos: Mine just says "Santos no."
Langdon: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Frank: Mel, why is Trinity intruding on our cuddle time?
Trinity: Mel, why is Frank intruding on our cuddle time?
Mel, in distress: Please… I have two hands…
Regulus: Know why I called you in here?
James: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Regulus: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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James: What’s your body count?
Regulus: Do you mean sex or murder?
“Be Still, My Foolish Heart, Don’t Ruin This On Me” 🌹
Jegulus, Oil Paint on Canvas, 22x28 🌹
Wow. Sooooo it’s finished. Over 400 hours of work!! 🤧The Misters Potter-Black were painted for Siriusly Hozier Fest, of which I was so honored to be a part of a group of such talented people! I hope you love them ✨🌹
You can follow my art process on Instagram ❣️
James and Regulus meeting when they both get trapped in an elevator. Over the course of 3 hours, James calms Regulus from a panic attack, Regulus calms James from a panic attack, they pace around, play ice breakers, etc etc and finally kiss but they both eventually get cell service back and find out both of their emergency calls are to Sirius and realize who the other is
Regulus *pointing*: May I sit there?
James: That's my lap
Regulus: That doesn't answer my question, James
The new jegulus short film?????
Fucking amazing
The writing? The way everything looked?? The chemistry???? The tension?????? The fucking perfect casting????
Ugh it was absolutely incredible
Thank you The mischief production for an amazing short film!!!
It's called A night's tale! You can watch it by clicking -> here

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James: it has a bone
Regulus: it doesn't have a bone
James: then why is it called a boner?
Regulus: *frantically searching an explanation leaving a very naked and excited James empty-handed*
James: *regrets his life choices*
i like ur vibe
Thanks ; )
James: Go fuck yourself.
Regulus smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
James: *faints*
Regulus : Two brooooos!
James: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Regulus: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
James:
Regulus:
James: *tearing up*
Regulus: Babe, c'mon...
James: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Regulus: Babe...
Regulus : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
James: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Regulus : ...
Regulus : You mean ring bearER, right?
James: ...
Regulus : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
James: *on the phone with Sirius* we have to return the bear.

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Sunseeker and Starchaser are such perfect ship names for jegulus because Regulus always seeks love, and James always chases it.
I'm not crying, you are
Regulus is the type of person who imagines bugs or whatever in the corner of his eye and freaks the fuck out. Especially in the night in his bed when he would just jump from his bed and start throwing and hitting stuff.
Barty and Evan have learned to sleep through it but James will never no stop screaming when his boyfriend starts hitting the bed space beside him