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i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

Well now that you’ve met my grandma, let me intruduce you to the whole family

Mood in 2018

The REAL sugar daddy

Bringing this back for valentines day

Me when the exams start

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

this shit makes me so angry! haha that’s so illogicalbut i shouldnt be surprised at feminsstis “logic” looool yeah i hurt myself let me blame men for evefrything hurr durr systematic oppression

Is it bad that I'm laughing?

Nice feet

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

Reblogging because it got better

Tell me that doesn't say Taylor Smith