revolutionary leader: we have to destroy their government like a worm eating an apple from the core. we cannot rest until every one of their leaders are dead. theyve spent eons ruling the galaxy with an iron fist, destroying everything we care about, lets not forget the inhabitants of ATLAS-05 and the slaughter of indigenous populations, our objective is clear. we will not rest until they are gone.
ace pilot: [raising her hand] okay so question
revolutionary leader: [sighing] what. what is your question
ace pilot: umm.. can i be leashed? i'm kinda missing my leash. whos my handler?
revolutionary leader: wh- you don't have a handler. you're a fucking mech pilot, you can be trusted to know the best course of action in battle, can't you? isnt this what they train you for?
ace pilot: [shaking her head] no i just do what they tell me to. i never got trained or anything they just inject me with the stuff and then tell me where to shoot. can i wear a muzzle
revolutionary leader: you never- what the fuck? THIS is what the best of the best of their army is like? you never even got trained?
revolutionary pilot: i told you working with her was a bad idea. lets just kill her. we don't need fascist scum in our ranks.
ace pilot: [whimpering a little] aahahaha.. can she be my handler? i like her
revolutionary leader: wh- what the fuck. you at least know how to pilot their mechs? right?
ace pilot: [grinning] if a scary lady is yelling at me, i can pilot anything in this galaxy
revolutionary pilot: we really dont need her. lets just shoot her
revolutionary leader: no no, wait.. anything? like all you need is a handler and you can pilot as well as any of their pilots
ace pilot: and a lot of drugs! but yep
revolutionary leader: . . . alright marsha you're her handler now
revolutuonary pilot: AW WHAT
ace pilot: [wagging her tail in her mind] YAAAYYYYYYY
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