Self-insert Dumpster

not gonna lie, if he’s the first brother to get a relationship he WILL rub it in there faces.

mostly Raphael’s

it doesn’t last long

both of you goof around a lot

you have a tendency to prank his brothers with him

but sometimes his plans are so risky you tend to stay out of them

your date nights are spontaneous like him

playing video games together

“babe I like you a lot but I like winning more”

hanging out at the skate park or in the sewers

cooking together

or even just staying in his room reading comics

if you’re in the mood for something a little more romantic though

you can bet that Mikey already has a candlelit table with a bouquet of flowers and romantic music playing

he brings out a homemade pizza and pop of your choice in a fancy glass

basically, the sappiest thing you can imagine from Mikey

but he means well and wants to give you want he cant on the surface

expect lots of cuddles from this turtle

cuddling you on the bed, the couch, anywhere basically 

he is the turtle of stealth so you’ll receive surprise hugs a lot

also, a lot of sudden cheek smooches from almost nowhere

your relationship is the definition of “dating my best friend”

he’s the sunshine of the group so you can count on him to help when things get bad

but sometimes things get rough for him too, can’t be Mr. Sunshine 24/7

so when those days happen, it’s best to show up prepared for extreme cuddles

speaking of sunshine, that’s exactly what his kisses feel like

a boast of energy and love

no matter the mood, its some kind of sunshiny kiss

kiss good morning? a warm sunrise

kiss good luck? a boost of buzzing energy to get you through the day

kiss goodbye? a cool sunset, making you excited for the next one

heated makeout? the sun alone sending heat throughout your body

he puts so much love into his actions but also his words

expect compliments day and night

most nights you have to tell him to shut up in order for him to stop

You were one of the castle servants

You weren’t supposed to fall in love with one of the gargoyle creatures

But he was sweet and kind

You met one night when helping the refugees and you noticed him with other gargoyles playing with their food

When the apple slipped from his grasp and rolled towards you,

You felt obligated to return the apple, sure they could just pick a new one from the food pile but, it was there’s first

It was no question that the Red gargoyle was surprised when you came over just to return a simple fruit

You considered it kindness

He became curious

Most nights when tending to the castle you would feel a gaze from out the window

But not a dangerous one

A kind one

You start to notice the same red gargoyle with snow-white hair everywhere you go

And thank heavens too

The second time you meet, was when you were out to bring some apples to the horses

They had a long journey ahead, you 

Two of the stablemen started bothering you with lewd words and actions

They only stopped after they heard a loud growl and blinding glowing eyes from the doors

You considered him your guardian angel

both of you spoke more often, learning about each other

Firstly, you learned he never had a name so you started referring to him as your angel

Secondly, you find a hiding spot, a hidden part of the princesses garden

Thirdly, you fall in love

It takes a while for you two to fall in love,

Breaking down fears and risking it

But you learn things that take away the fears and stereotypes

He learns that you have a family just at the edge of the castles reach, living off of the natural farm

Your mother is old but does her best with the younger siblings

The father barely comes home anymore, a drunken castle guard

You’ve worked as the princesses servant as long as you were old enough

You learn that he’s never known his parents, that he’s only known the clan as his family and friends

He says that your one of the first humans he’s ever felt that he could trust

You spend hours together

Even between working as a servant,

You bring fresh hot food out to him sometimes, if there’s a lot he brings it back to his two friends

they know about you

they approve of you

The leader, however, Goliath does not know about you, nor does his second in command

He tells you about how she is angry at humans for mistreating gargoyles for so long

During the day, you long for his company

and the nights together are spent as frequent as possible

with both his duties as a gargoyle and yours as the princesses servant

you had very little time together so you enjoyed as much as you could

you suspected that he started court you, he started to bring you flowers and pretty stones

you were ready to be with him forever

you were ready to escape your life and stay with your angel