S2:D

To all of our customers, employees and fanatic fans,

This year's special gift to you is something that we carefully crafted just for you! 🥳🎉🪅

We hope that you will enjoy this extract from something horribly magnificent. 🐤🦎🦖

Yours truly

Company Founders. (^^)／＼(^^)

To all our costumers, employees and other fans

Today is a very important day, it's our FIRST ANNIVERSARY 🎉 and to thank all of you for your support we will make a DISCOUNT of 10% on ALL our products. We are already thinking about other products for you and we are sure that you will love them.

Thank you again

We’re a newly created company called S2:D, short for Star2Destroy.

We’re located on Best Company Street on Neptune, you can’t miss us as we’re the only building present in the area. We develop unique objects as solutions for multiple daily life problems and for your daily multitasking problems, since humans cannot multitask.

An example of one of our products, specifically the first one — we’ve had many brilliant ideas since then! Stay tuned by following our blog for updates about our insuperable products! — is our knife-fork-spoon. Here is an advertisement we have written for it, and that, mind you, has been featured on the Best Advertisements channel.

| Have you ever been confused at whether to eat stew with a spoon | or a fork? Have you even been annoyed at having to have both of | your hands full when you have to cut meat? Have you ever | needed to cut fruit in your fruit salad and then take out a spoon | too to eat it? No? Too bad, buy our great knife-fork-spoon | nonetheless, because it’ll happen eventually! 

| Our knife-fork-spoon is made out of the best materials — real | wood [we care for the environment! It’s totally not because | wood’s cheaper than plastic!] — and it’s already becoming a new | trend. We also recommend you to pay a monthly subscription to | become a premium client: premium clients may ask for their | knife-fork-spoon to be made out of real metal, and who offers | that anymore apart from our great company? And, for premium | clients the advantages aren’t even over yet! They may have their | knife-fork-spoons made bigger, because, hey, who doesn’t want a | trident with which to scare peasants into submission with and | also a canoe paddle on the same object? So, become a premium | client right away and ask for your trident-canoe paddle, you’ll look | almost as cool as Poseidon with it. Neptunians will represent you | along with the trident and horses associated with you.