frigid bitch

“Naomi says, ‘Em?’ And her eyes say ‘Please forgive me.’

Your parents must be lovely, honestly. 

Oh, yeah. My mum has a wicked sense of humour.

Nice to meet you, Naomi. ‘S a cool name. Like the model.

Oh, yeah? Naomi Campbell? S'funny 'cos that's my last name, too.

That’s a relief then, innit? I was simply being polite. My name’s Eleanor.

Eleanor, huh. Welcome to Bristol, then. Name's Naomi. 

This town is a bit quiet.

They didn’t say it like that, but that’s mostly it. 

Wonderful.

Aight. It’s called Parkour. 

Parkour? As in that jumping and flipping shit?

Eh. It’s a surprise, remember? 

Well, I thought it'd be nice to know if this is something that'll get us killed, yeah?

I’m calling the guy right now. 

So, uh, what are we doing?

I’ll make you stay. 

You’re not gonna regret it. 

If I detest it that much, don't expect me to stay.