stupid pisces

the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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