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Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang
Shaggy: Zoinks
Scooby: Ruh-roh
Daphne: Jeepers
Velma: Jinkies
Me: Well fuck
Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.
Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop*
Everyone:
I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.
Him: What’s your favorite color?
Me: Lol, pink.
Him: Is that the same color as your panties?
Me:
Him: How was your day?
Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.
Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.
Him: what do you do for fun?
Me: I like to knit
Him: why don’t you knit on this dick
Me:
Him: What are you up to?
Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.
Him: You deserve some dick for that right?
Ladies, keep it going!
Him: wyd
Me: I’m washing dishes
Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink
(Someone really told me this)
BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂
Him: wyd?
Me: laying down
Him: without me?
Me:
That’s the granddaddy of them all!
Foreal
Him: WYD
Me: I’m having dinner
Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏
Me:

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does anyone know if this is fake or not?? is she okay??
men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
or when they write me a check for $100,000
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
white person: *farts on camera*
ellen: 'well I just loved your video! here's 10 thousand dollars to get your life started!'

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You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets
Super Dad
Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.
this video is wild
[reads ur palm] hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot…….
he’s on his way to greatness!
Look at the internet’s son engaging in real world activities 😢
My boy going to the league!
we’re doing a great job raising him tbh

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this year tried to kill me but im still here bitch
We need more women like this
My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one