fuck.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

Wait what the fuck

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"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Like, I expected to get pounded and be wet. You're telling me neither of those happen?

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

Oh to be a gamecube cat by a gamecube river