Sam🐍

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

What on earth are you talking about

Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong

TARON IS SUCH DADDYBAIT

lana del rey would be proud

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

me scrolling down my dash

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

they’re in Great Britain where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun

the store

she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.

Hermoine isn’t black???

Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist. 

I’m her

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is