mcr ate my brain again

oh look at me, I'm eva stratt, I'm earth's elected benevolent dictator and I speak every language and I committed every piracy crime and I love kidnapping mouthy hothead scientists to make them bend to my will and I sing like an angel and I pinned down a whining writhing ryan gosling and I went to prison for life for the crime of saving the world then decades later I broke out of prison to dive back in for round two of saving the world. girl fuck you.

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

with the recent announcement of Stephanie Williams and Cody Ziglar respectively writing Vixen and Static ongoings respectively, I haven't seen anyone say this yet but big shoutout and thank you to the organizers of DCSoWhite + DCBlackout!!!

Also can I just say witch hat is so funny for being like “Qifrey and Olruggio actually have a really healthy relationship! Except for the fact that Qifrey is physically incapable of telling Olly any secrets ever, and Olly would literally kill himself if something happened to Qifrey.”

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

I like to imagine that at least once during the clone wars someone sent a report to General Kenobi and a very tired Master Kenobi just graded it and sent it back.

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.