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does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

When you have the same password for everything but have to switch it up as required by certain websites and their different password parameters so you have to figure out if your password is apple1 or Apple1 or apple123 and then you get locked out for too many attempts because the password you were looking for was Apple123

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

chuck e cheese’s full name is charles entertainment cheese and he was born february 5, 1943 in new jersey

i know this sounds like a shitpost but you can google it. it’s on his wikipedia page.

This moment should be taught in history class

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

its magnus and killian

Why do people say “oh I can’t eat that it’s breakfast” time is a man made concept and I’m ready for this popcorn chicken

How can I make it clear to other people riding public transportation that I’m the main character

*starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*