Popcorn And Booze

“Buy the cheapest tickets available for a sporting event. Once inside, check Ticketmaster and Stubhub for better seats that didn’t sell and go sit there.”

“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

“I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.”

“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”

When you discover that these two:

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

Wait for it, because in real life:

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

““When you realize that you could lose someone forever, and then you feel that your entire world would suddenly stop breathing, that’s love.””

me: does nothing for five days