be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

you are doomed to hurt forever but! not all of the time. the pleasure forever ripples too

gettinge forciblye ouſted from mine medæval booke clubbe after we reade le morte darþur and i ſay þat ſir lancelot did noþing wronge

for the next emoji update they should add an ouroboros

“how many time in a day do you need to express the never-ending cycle of creation and destruction, birth and death, the cosmos without beginning or end?” more than you might think

you can fool people into buying a book with a good marketing campaign but if it's shitty they know and they don't write fic

“you’re so pretty,” okay write poetry about me then.

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

hail, bestie! what news of the northern realms hath you to deliver!

absolute vibes my esteemed friend!