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In Honor of Design

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

All the science puns Argon

Aries: strong opinions, unintentionally talks over you Taurus: clear voice, too sarcastic for most ppl Gemini: too many facial expressions, constantly moving Cancer: always worrying about smth Leo: smiles a lot, absolutely hates to see unhappy ppl Virgo: too…

That’s a sentence right there