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official boob post

If you need to pull up my skirt and use my holes really quick while we’re hanging out that’s okay, that’s what friends are for

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

the internet is full of the dumbest, cruelest people you'll ever meet. but at least there's porn.

little miss suckable tits would like to suggest a bonding activity

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Spud? More like STUD

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

ADAM FOOTE ALLEGEDLY FIRED I’M GONNA THROW A PARTY AND YOU’RE ALL INVITED

ADAM FOOTE OFFICIALLY FIRED I CHEERED

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

And there’s me