Trash & Memes

Blood

oh red

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

hes thinking about female-presenting nipples

By the way many pyrosomes light up intensely at night and likely inspired many nautical monsters and ghost stories

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

Poly rights

finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.

this is the EXACT kind of knowledge i absolutely had no idea i so badly needed

Date someone who calls you Big Tony, even when life has you feeling like Little Tony

I’M

they really went on the dark net for something u can google in three seconds

by dark net he meant knowyourmeme

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

I wanna know their names

Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children 

Reblogging again for the names

reblogging twice so y'all fucking know