a beautiful disaster.

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

congrats for drugs for winning the war on drugs

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

'Just switch to linux', 'Just switch to firefox', 'Just switch to ellipsus', 'Just buy a VPN and pirate it' okay, or- hear me out- tech companies can stop making their products worse, because I shouldn't have to change my entire workflow and spend time and money learning new programs and tools just to have a bearable online experience

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

sometimes “!!!!!!!!!!!” is a word

Rats and Pigeons are noble and kind creatures of the city and should be treated with far more kindness than you would give to a suburbanite

tipsy girl at the club is a kind of paladin

#fuck dude he sure does

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think