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I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

Do you ever shut the fuck up

sorry

no worse feeling than when you run out of water, in your water bottle/waters cup.

posting

typing

clicking

browsing

refuses to stop doing the catgirl pose and head tilt while the guy is trying to take my mugshots

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

i built the Great Wall of China all by myself. it took me a week and a half.

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL

in. skyrim

omg music❤️

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

I love that big boat thats blocking tht canal . i love it a lot i think its the best news story . lots of personality . thats my review!