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modern media in a nutshell
when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”
and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.
“What?” i say.
“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.
oh no is this what we’re doing now
…relic…
*crumbles and blows away on the wind*
this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)
I keep thinking this! very frustrating
fuck!
yea also real life
I've noticed this weird thing where people hold up somebody else having read Mein Kampf as like... proof they're a Nazi, and maybe it's me, but i'm struggling really hard here with this, and I think that there are some probably not considered assumptions about how reading and exposure to ideas works in that idea.
Like, I find it just incredibly doubtful that most Nazis have ever read it, or that it would convince anyone of the merits of Nazism. And I want to be clear, here I'm saying this as somebody who read it as a teenager. I came out of that experience thinking that Germany was absolutely stupid for banning it on the idea that it was so dangerous that no one should ever read it, because the ideas in here were so terrible. I came out thinking that strategy does a lot of harm. Because yes, the idea is in here are so terrible, and also Hitler is so deeply incoherent and unpersuasive in expressing them. No one is going to be convinced by Mein Kampf, and the only people who do find it convincing were already convinced before they read it.
In fact I would go so far as to say I think we should be reading at least exerpts of Mein Kampf in high school history, because nothing demystifies Hitler, and dispells this common image of him as this evil genius pied piper, who bespelled Germany, like reading his paranoid, hate fueled, and I can't stress this enough, incoherent ramblings.
We treat Mein Kampf like it's the fucking necronomicon. When I read it in high school, the school librarian reported me to the vice principal. Everything about this experience told me that this book was dangerous that it was something I needed to treat very seriously. It didn't live up to the hype. I came away from reading it thinking that clearly nobody who supported the Nazis had ever read it. They might have owned it, it might have sat on their bookshelf, but they certainly never read it, because if they had they would have realized that Hitler wasn't just evil and completely detached from reality, he was also not very smart.
Now, admittedly I am a Jew and I was reading it in high school, because I wanted to know why somebody would want to kill all of my people. I was not going to be an easy audience to persuade under any circumstances. But the point is that I found reading Mein Kampf very valuable, if incredibly unpleasant. It gave me tremendous insight into how the Nazis saw themselves and the world and how they understood what they were doing. It helped me understand how something like the Holocaust comes to seem reasonable, and it helped me contextualize and understand a lot of the modern antisemitism that I have to deal with, epecially the conspiratorial varieties. It helped remind me of that great truth that almost nobody believes they are doing evil. No matter how evil what they are doing is, they believe themselves to be in the right.
I think we need to acknowledge that there are plenty of reasons to read Mein Kampf that do not include agreeing with Hitler or being willing to be persuaded by him. It is the straight from the horse's mouth explanation of Nazi ideology and anyone who wants to understand the Nazis and Hitler, has a reason to read it, and even reread it and study it.
I'd like to add this is not a modern observation with benefit of hindsight, even at the time of publication it was widely derided by the literary world for being self-contradicting, poorly written, and utterly lacking in basic political, economical and sociologial insight, despite it being heavily edited for presentation
But ultimately it did not matter, Mein Kampf wasn't meant to convince people, just validate people's already held prejudice.
Yeah, I mean, the thing that a lot of people don't seem to realize about Hitler and the Nazis is that the international opinion on him was basically that he was a clown, and until he was in power, the opinion of most German politicians and businessmen was that he was a clown. And this is by and large, because people who wanted to get to grips with who he was and form an opinion of him, understandably, read his published work, e.g. Mein Kampf.
This idea of him as this brilliant charasmatic manipulator really developed afterwards to try to justify the amount of power he attained and the amount of damage he was able to do. There were some people at the time who would talk about the German economic miracle, and this must mean he was a financial genius (he had good luck, good timing and a willingness to deficit spend lavishly on the military), but genuinely, most people paying attention to him were baffled because they were like, this guy is a clown! Haven't you read his book? He's a joke!
And I have this fairly simple thesis about people who cause terrible harm, which is that people tend to give them much more credit for intelligence than they have, because they want to believe that people who are able to cause that much destruction and misery have to be uniquely capable or genius, because it makes the world feel more stable if we pretend that kind of damage is hard to do. But it isn't hard at all if you have power. It doesn't take a genius to set everything on fire when you're in charge of the matches and gasoline.

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happy pride month to those in the closet. to those who went back into the closet. to those who have unsupportive families, friends and relationships. those who were bullied and harassed because of their identity. those who were killed because of who they truly were and loved.
you are loved and appreciated.
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
what if we don't wanna be?
then i hope for peace
i feel strongly about this
one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"
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do you think they say shit like this to each other. “i considered myself to be more of a girl” “in a past life i was male.” and then just stare at each other like 🥰😻🙂.
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Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.