gotta blast

my sense of humor solely consists of asking where my online friends live and finding the walking time between us, screenshotting it while laughing, then proceeding to profusely cry

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

This is beautiful. top notch quality content

I want this on a motivational poster

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something