Would u rather have one dollar or two dollars

honesly I have to go with two dollards because when your add it up it's worth more than ome dollar

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

i couldnt connect to people i felt like Bluetooth

complimenting random people is so much fun. today i told a girl she had the kind of beauty you only see in old paintings of gods and goddesses and she was so happy she almost started crying. Like once you get past the embarrassment and realize that we're all only here for such a short time so we might as well be nice to each other, its the highlight of ur day

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

hey sorry i didnt text you back for 2 weeks i just became completely jaded with the entire human experience. anyways whats up

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

need to have someone in love with me who’s a little freak about it