The Wine Mom Game
Allow me to explain the rules of the Wine Mom game, a game my friends and I have started playing together at sleepovers and junk
Basically, we all pick generic suburban white mom names (Linda, Helen…) and then have a glass of a drink, wine glass optional, and actual wine optional (we’re all too young to drink but….) and go around in a circle of the group, where one mom makes a statement to the one next to them, that mom makes a reply without laughing and then makes a statement to the next mom and the game goes forward from that.
If you laugh then any moms affected will take a sip from their drink. Once a mom runs out of drink, they are out of the game.
You can say anything as absurd as possible as long as you are in character. For example…
Mom 1: Marsha, my husband has been collecting a bunch of… action figures.
Mom 2: Well, I’m sure he enjoys those big anime titties.
Send me your stories if you play this game. Or tag it as #winemomchallenge
galaxyvoyage [LOOKS DEAD IN THE EYES] GUESS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING.
cecilgraham yourgreatwarmth
baegentpeggy please can we play this at ur next party
jupiiterkiid fairymetalexorcist babymittn m-e-m-e-prince I know what we’re playing next time I visit
EXCUSE ME CHILD HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME.
I’M SORRY MOTHER WE SHOULD DO THIS AT DETOUR WITH BEE AND DAVEY AND LOGAN TBH
Yisssssss~ (The plural bae agree)
yarbo-larcheese you in?



















