Hell's Greatest Doctor

Lu...? What in the, are you okay?? What happened???

I don't know- I can't remember anything recent, who are you?

I remember i was in heaven a second ago and i am not now.?

You... okay that was centuries ago... So you just... whole Eons of memories are 'poof!' Gone? Do you even remember Eden? The apple? The first humans?

Yeah, humans? there is only one... @thefirstmanrocks ?

You only know Adam? God, what was he even like back then...

Lu...? What in the, are you okay?? What happened???

I don't know- I can't remember anything recent, who are you?

I remember i was in heaven a second ago and i am not now.?

You... okay that was centuries ago... So you just... whole Eons of memories are 'poof!' Gone? Do you even remember Eden? The apple? The first humans?

Lu...? What in the, are you okay?? What happened???

I don't know- I can't remember anything recent, who are you?

Lu...? What in the, are you okay?? What happened???

That's how I showed up in Belphie's life, like in a fish bone apple core trash way

i can see why you're a rat then.

Is that supposed to be an insult...?

A fact.

I see, well I am a rather handsome rat so of course Bel would be charmed by me

That's how I showed up in Belphie's life, like in a fish bone apple core trash way

i can see why you're a rat then.

Is that supposed to be an insult...?

That's how I showed up in Belphie's life, like in a fish bone apple core trash way

Things have been... fine. Nothing but work, especially after that stunt Vox pulled... Anyway, do tell Lucifer I said hi, I haven't been able to see him in a while.

Yeah, spill the tea, you bitch.

Now I'm interested Sir, do tell us the story

Oh piss off.

But I have a pinky just for you to hold with both hands when you get sad, Your Majesty.

I'm crine wtf 😭😭

THEY'RE NOT SMALL

They are pretty small

No they're not!

Must be a side effect of being horizontally challenged.

Horizontally what!?

I'm calling you short

Then you mean vertically, stupid.

I know you are, not sure why you had to state it for me

You said horizontally the first time

Did I? Hm... I dont think so, are your eyes going dull old man?

No! Maybe you're just dumb

And you have baby hands

I'm gonna give you real baby hands

No thank you, I already have 3 toddlers, 6 is more than enough.

*Makes you two feet tall* Piss off I'm not in the mood

Ahh so this is what you must deal with everyday, I gotta say I don't give you enough credit

I'm 5'4!

...... I hope she knocks your teeth down your throat. I'm your King and you will apologize, properly.

Oh piss off.

But I have a pinky just for you to hold with both hands when you get sad, Your Majesty.

I'm crine wtf 😭😭

THEY'RE NOT SMALL

They are pretty small

No they're not!

Must be a side effect of being horizontally challenged.

Horizontally what!?

I'm calling you short

Then you mean vertically, stupid.

I know you are, not sure why you had to state it for me

You said horizontally the first time

Did I? Hm... I dont think so, are your eyes going dull old man?

No! Maybe you're just dumb

And you have baby hands

I'm gonna give you real baby hands

No thank you, I already have 3 toddlers, 6 is more than enough.

*Makes you two feet tall* Piss off I'm not in the mood

Ahh so this is what you must deal with everyday, I gotta say I don't give you enough credit

I'm 5'4!

Oh piss off.

But I have a pinky just for you to hold with both hands when you get sad, Your Majesty.

I'm crine wtf 😭😭

THEY'RE NOT SMALL

They are pretty small

No they're not!

Must be a side effect of being horizontally challenged.

Horizontally what!?

I'm calling you short

Then you mean vertically, stupid.

I know you are, not sure why you had to state it for me

You said horizontally the first time

Did I? Hm... I dont think so, are your eyes going dull old man?

No! Maybe you're just dumb

And you have baby hands

I'm gonna give you real baby hands

No thank you, I already have 3 toddlers, 6 is more than enough.

*Makes you two feet tall* Piss off I'm not in the mood

Ahh so this is what you must deal with everyday, I gotta say I don't give you enough credit

Oh piss off.

But I have a pinky just for you to hold with both hands when you get sad, Your Majesty.

I'm crine wtf 😭😭

THEY'RE NOT SMALL

They are pretty small

No they're not!

Must be a side effect of being horizontally challenged.

Horizontally what!?

I'm calling you short

Then you mean vertically, stupid.

I know you are, not sure why you had to state it for me

You said horizontally the first time

Did I? Hm... I dont think so, are your eyes going dull old man?

No! Maybe you're just dumb

And you have baby hands

I'm gonna give you real baby hands

No thank you, I already have 3 toddlers, 6 is more than enough.