DickMaster, Bitch.

We are not married regardless.

Oh shit he's back- uh hey! Babe! Lu! Lu-man! Lucifer Ducifer! What's up? How ya doin'? Cain, get the fuck outta here quick- you wanna go out fot tea? For about four hours? Yeah? Cool. Your shout~.

I have a feeling your son is going to sneak into my mannor and steal my valuables, but sure.

Babe, he'll never do that! Cain is just a little misunderstood but he's not a theif! A murderer sure but he draws the line at stealing things!

Glad to know he has an outstanding moral code. Do you want to go out?

We are not married regardless.

Oh shit he's back- uh hey! Babe! Lu! Lu-man! Lucifer Ducifer! What's up? How ya doin'? Cain, get the fuck outta here quick- you wanna go out fot tea? For about four hours? Yeah? Cool. Your shout~.

I have a feeling your son is going to sneak into my mannor and steal my valuables, but sure.

Babe, he'll never do that! Cain is just a little misunderstood but he's not a theif! A murderer sure but he draws the line at stealing things!

We are not married regardless.

Oh shit he's back- uh hey! Babe! Lu! Lu-man! Lucifer Ducifer! What's up? How ya doin'? Cain, get the fuck outta here quick- you wanna go out fot tea? For about four hours? Yeah? Cool. Your shout~.

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

Leaving. now.

Can't leave if I'm down, can I, genius?

Don't be a smart ass get up.

Fucking- fine. *gets up, mumbling something under his breath*

That's right. //pulls out a leash//

T-The fuck is that?! Don't you even think about it!

//Puts it on him// Hm, I think I just did, now we can leave~. //tugs at it//

*glares and follows, until he suddenly grabs the leash and jerks it back* I'm the first man, asshole! Not the first mutt.

I will turn you into one if you don't quit complaining. I will even make you sleep in a dog house, that is surely what you want since you're acting like a dog. //grabs the leash and pulls it forward//

You're just trying to embarrass me! Well, it ain't fucking working! You think I give a damn about some dude pretending to be a chick and his fucking feelings, because I don't!

Woman or not, it does not matter to me. You're embarrassing me by acting like this, a bit of humiliation is what you deserve.

How am I embarrassing you?! You ain't got nothing to do with this!

It is quite obvious, you will sour my reputation if someone sees you acting this way as we're publicly a couple.

Oh yeah?! Well, if I'm such an embarrassment then why the fuck are you with me?! If you care so much about your damn reputation, you should have thought long and hard about the fuckers you fuck!

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

Leaving. now.

Can't leave if I'm down, can I, genius?

Don't be a smart ass get up.

Fucking- fine. *gets up, mumbling something under his breath*

That's right. //pulls out a leash//

T-The fuck is that?! Don't you even think about it!

//Puts it on him// Hm, I think I just did, now we can leave~. //tugs at it//

*glares and follows, until he suddenly grabs the leash and jerks it back* I'm the first man, asshole! Not the first mutt.

I will turn you into one if you don't quit complaining. I will even make you sleep in a dog house, that is surely what you want since you're acting like a dog. //grabs the leash and pulls it forward//

You're just trying to embarrass me! Well, it ain't fucking working! You think I give a damn about some dude pretending to be a chick and his fucking feelings, because I don't!

Woman or not, it does not matter to me. You're embarrassing me by acting like this, a bit of humiliation is what you deserve.

How am I embarrassing you?! You ain't got nothing to do with this!

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

Leaving. now.

Can't leave if I'm down, can I, genius?

Don't be a smart ass get up.

Fucking- fine. *gets up, mumbling something under his breath*

That's right. //pulls out a leash//

T-The fuck is that?! Don't you even think about it!

//Puts it on him// Hm, I think I just did, now we can leave~. //tugs at it//

*glares and follows, until he suddenly grabs the leash and jerks it back* I'm the first man, asshole! Not the first mutt.

I will turn you into one if you don't quit complaining. I will even make you sleep in a dog house, that is surely what you want since you're acting like a dog. //grabs the leash and pulls it forward//

You're just trying to embarrass me! Well, it ain't fucking working! You think I give a damn about some dude pretending to be a chick and his fucking feelings, because I don't!

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

Leaving. now.

Can't leave if I'm down, can I, genius?

Don't be a smart ass get up.

Fucking- fine. *gets up, mumbling something under his breath*

That's right. //pulls out a leash//

T-The fuck is that?! Don't you even think about it!

//Puts it on him// Hm, I think I just did, now we can leave~. //tugs at it//

*glares and follows, until he suddenly grabs the leash and jerks it back* I'm the first man, asshole! Not the first mutt.

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

Leaving. now.

Can't leave if I'm down, can I, genius?

Don't be a smart ass get up.

Fucking- fine. *gets up, mumbling something under his breath*

That's right. //pulls out a leash//

T-The fuck is that?! Don't you even think about it!

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

Leaving. now.

Can't leave if I'm down, can I, genius?

Don't be a smart ass get up.

Fucking- fine. *gets up, mumbling something under his breath*

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

Leaving. now.

Can't leave if I'm down, can I, genius?

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

And you're being immature, which is not a good image, Adam, now come on, or I'll make you apologize too.

...I ain't apologising. I didn't say anything wrong.

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

Good boy, we are leaving.

I dun wanna go with you! I ain't doing anything fucking wrong! And you know he's weird! They both are! That Adam is a pissy bitch- he doesn't even deserve to be an Adam! And that Lucifer is just as weak! You shouldn't want such a weak fuck to be considered one of you!

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

Down boy, DOWN!

I fucking HATE you! *sits and huffs, folding his arms and pouts*

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

Adam, you better stop looking for a fight with him. I will not defend you if he starts getting violent, fighting with a pregnant person, how mature of you.

He's not meant to be fucking pregnant, dude! He looks fucking dumb. And I don't need you to defend me, I'm not a bitch.

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.

No one fucking asked you

You didn't need to ask to get my opinion, bitch. You're fucked. Both of you are. But hey, you want weird, messed up kids? Go for it. They'll fit in great with the other losers down in your shit hole "kingdom".

First off, fuck you and second fuck off. You sound like someone who's sad, lonely, and jealous. If that's your attitude I wouldn't be surprised.