weebeestie

i dont watch it but its very funny to me that iwtv s1 episode titles are like We Burn Eternally Beneath The Hateful Fury Of A Deity’s Ancient Vengeance and iwtv s3 episode titles are like Cleveland

If he hadn’t already been so worked up, Lestat would have been truly offended by the fact that not one of those trick-or-treaters was dressed like him.

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

Armand is more insane than Lestat actually if we deep it. Lestat is insane but he puts it all out there whereas like. Armand spends months directing a play to kill his boyfriend then when his boyfriend isn’t killed he just goes. Neat, I can work with this. Saves him from starvation with blood. Takes him to meet the person who actually saved him, his ex-husband who he’s also fucked, and goes ‘let’s roll the dice he won’t tell the truth’ and then when that also pays off?? Go cool, phew, I’ll stay with him forever now. And when my 70 year old seismic lie is revealed destroying the life I’ve built with the so-called love of my life, instead of killing the messenger I’ll get weird with him instead and break a 500 year old promise to myself. Armand. You insane little freak what are we doing.

⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️: LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS ALIVE & WELL INSIDE SAM REID. THIS IS A CONSENTUAL POSSESSION IN WHICH THE SPIRIT OF THE VAMPIRE LESTAT TAKES UP RESIDENCE INSIDE SAM'S BODY. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE DIVA HAIR FLIPS, SEXY HIP THRUSTS, BLUE STEEL FROM ZOOLANDER, THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL, A PLETHORA OF ANGRY EXES, AND THE TENDENCY TO EXAGGERATE TO INFLATE ONE'S EGO.