Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

The bus fucking bit me

90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip

Honestly if you’re in your mid twenties infantilizing yourself on this level maybe you shouldn’t be dating anyone

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

look i know it's not gonna be top priority but when the rubber band snaps back and everyone is sjws again we really need to get the de-gendering of clothes on the docket. like why the fuck are we still calling skirts and dresses "women's clothing" while pants and suits get to be neutral in 2026 like it sounds weird when you say it out loud right

(slaps table like a company director) i want to see cis men in skirts being completely unremarkable by 2032

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

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don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports