Meh, I Was Bored

comfy

..but comfy

sleeby….

Put those fucking sticks down

Audio please 🔉

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

“What do you want from me?… ”

A poem by Richard Feynman in his address to the National Academy of Sciences: There are the rushing waves mountains of molecules each stupidly minding its own business trillions apart yet forming white surf in unison Ages on ages before any eyes could see year after year thunderously pounding the shore as now. For whom, for what? On a dead planet with no life to entertain. Never at rest tortured by energy wasted prodigiously by the Sun poured into space. A mite makes the sea roar. Deep in the sea all molecules repeat the patterns of one another till complex new ones are formed. They make others like themselves and a new dance starts. Growing in size and complexity living things masses of atoms DNA, protein dancing a pattern ever more intricate. Out of the cradle onto dry land here it is standing: atoms with consciousness; matter with curiosity. Stands at the sea, wonders at wondering: I a universe of atoms an atom in the Universe.

(via tastytalk)

“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

did they include falling pandas AND kittens?