Kotori is my wife

i want a relationship where people know of us but nothing about us

I hope you find someone who randomly pulls you in closer late at night and won’t let go of you long after the hug is over and who just generally shows you that you’re all they really want in this world

If you think puns are harmless remember that puns got Mercutio killed and as a result 5 other people

Every crime must have a punishment

Did you just

College is about strategically skipping a class so you can do homework for another class

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

This would push through so many barriers

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

where is deepo. where is my beautiful son deepo.

He lost his son deepo