the nuclear bunker of Spot-the-antisemtism

It follows a bank clerk who wakes up one day, and is arrested/prosecuted for a crime, but he is never told what he did wrong, and the police just keep moving the goal posts and coming up with new ways in which he is guilty.

*looks straight into the camera like I'm on the office*

THAT IS THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING A JEW. OMG. The fact that reddit and other discussions are fuckin allergic to acknowledging Kafka's jewishness.

dc: bruce wayne is… what’s the word…umm…

me: 

sorry guys stop hcing christians who sacrifice people to save the world as jews, stop hcing rich conniving people as jews

its the same vibe as saying you see a male character as a woman and instead delicious transfem hc content by ‘woman’ you mean you want him beaten degraded and in a dress because thats a woman is to you

if you idea of “Jewishness” is antisemitism just like if your idea of “womanhood” is misogyny and suffering I am allowed to mock you and keep that as blackmail forever.

“as Eleanor puts it, the system treats life not as "a test that you either pass or fail but instead a class you take." The test comes in the afterlife, when a Good Place architect and a Bad Place architect team up to design a customized scenario that forces you to confront your moral flaws. The test can be anything — from being sent to a fake Good Place "by mistake" to reliving a version of your life — and its difficulty depends on the number of points you earned before death. Regardless of points, if you don't pass the test you're rebooted to take it again and again, with the hope that one day you'll learn enough to ace it and get into the Good Place.

"But wait," interrupts the version of Timothy Olyphant Janet conjured in her void, "how do you learn and grow if you're rebooted?" Thanks for asking, Tim. The trick is that after every reboot, you retain a vague memory of what you learned in your evaluation — like, in Eleanor's words, "a little voice in your head, helping you become a better version of yourself."”

Compare that this description of how the soul is cleansed in the afterlife in Judaism: 

“Gehinom [is not] a place for eternity, but a temporary—albeit terrible—place for the soul to be cleansed. In fact, the vast majority of souls do not stay in Gehinom for more than eleven months. Because we do not presume most people are so sinful as to warrant a twelve month sentence (reserved only for the wicked), the recital of Kaddish for a departed soul, which brings elevation to the soul and relief from Gehinom, is only recited for eleven months and thereafter only on the anniversary (Yartzeit) of death. On Shabbat all souls have an elevation. Souls in Gehinom are given relief, while those in the world of Yetzirah are allowed through the “Amud,” the pillar that connects the two worlds of Yetzirah and Beriah. After the purification of Gehinom, the soul enters the World to Come—the Garden of Eden—where it receives the rewards it earned through work in this world.”

It's just so ignorant. You become bar-mitzvah whether you have a public ceremony about it or not and people engage with kashrut in all sorts of ways.

Truly, in the most cynical core of my Jewish heart, I think this goyishe obsession with making Jewish characters eat treyf is the same as it ever was. Did you know that there are rules for kashrut for plain, unprocessed milk? Not milk-products. Straight milk. And this is because - I kid you not - in the Middle Ages, Christians would go through the weird labor of milking their pigs and sneaking the sow's milk into Jewish milk barrels. There's some perverse fascination with making a person do something they don't want to do. (You can see this also with people tricking vegans into eating animal products or that infamous post about someone vending full-sugar soda to "skinny girls" who order diet.)

But it's especially egregious to do this to Jewish characters because of the millenia of history of real people doing real bullshit like this to real Jews.

Think about it. An Eva Stratt raised Jewish but erased all public records connected to her people to protect them. So they wouldn’t be blamed for her mistakes. An Eva Stratt who wrapped her mission in Christian symbolism to make it more palatable to the public. An Eva Stratt who wholeheartedly believes in G-d.

An Eva Stratt who sits in the back during Yom Kippur services knowing the one person whose forgiveness she wants most can never grant it to her. An Eva Stratt who lit yahrzeit candles and says the Mourner’s Kaddish every year on the anniversary of the Hail Mary launch..just in case.

An Eva Stratt who chose to study history because of the stories her parents and grandparents told her of how their people were cast out and mistreated and killed over and over again - and she wanted to understand the why but could never find one. So she switched tracks to do everything in her power to make sure “Never again” wasn’t just a hollow slogan.

An Eva Stratt who knows how horrible humanity can be and still did everything in her power to ensure that they survived the impossible.

An Eva Stratt, who upon receiving the cure for the astrophage said the shehecheyanu for the first time in years.

Yeah it takes like 0 minutes of research to figure out that the Stroll fixation is 90% Israel.

I fucking hate talking about Stroll, man........because WOW F1 fans are such rabid little freaks about him. I fully get not liking Stroll as a racer. I don't like Stroll as a racer either. He's mid and crashes like he wants to die and has held up his seat for millenia becuase his dad owns the team.

But WOW if there isn't a shortage of mid racers in F1, guys. Mazepin barely got this level of hate- the fucking sexual assaulter with an oligarch daddy - and he sucked too. So many racers are "mid" (they're still in the pinnacle of motorsport, mind you, but still). Sure, Stroll can seem pretty arrogant and like, not fun I guess, and he sometimes race like a fucking asshole. Which is nuts because F1 drivers are all notoriously such humble pookie bears 🙄

But you know who else obviously doesn't want Lance Stroll in F1??? Lance Stroll.

It's kind of crazy that no one considers that it must fucking suck to have that seat just because of his dad put him there, when holy shit does he not want to be there. I don't know if I've ever seen a less enthusiastic athlete in any sport ever. Of course he's a miserable little shit sometimes, just look at the poor dude. Does he ever look like he'd not be literally anywhere else?

Have you EVER seen a picture ot video of him where he doesn't look like he doesn't want to die??

And....... also............ you're seriously bitching about rich nepo babies? In F1??? What fucking sport are you freaks watching?? Because I thought we were watching 20 super rich guys drive in loops really fast this whole time.

People wouldn't give a fuck about Stroll if he wasn't tied to Israel. The fact that he's the only one with any Israel ties just cements him being the villain of F1. People will hate on him for any reason because of that. Logan Sargent gets nothing but "what's a kilometer tee hee" memes while sucking ass. But for some reason Stroll is stuck as the scapegoat for everything bad about F1 and gets treated like complete shit 🙄

Hopefully Stroll finds a genie that finally grants him his wish of getting to play tennis or whatever his actual dream is - or literally anything else instead of F1. And who knows maybe there'll be an actual Israeli in F1 some day.

But fuck I can't lie......... when I found out Yael Shelbia was dating Lance Stroll................. 😰 literally can't express the heartbreak 💀

Okay listen. I never publish hate asks.

But it's been four days since I got this and I haven't stopped laughing at it. (Also still unsure as to if this is actually a hate ask.) I sent a screen recording of this to a server or two, and it was thirty full seconds. That is because this ask is six hundred and thirty four words long.

It doesn't seem like AI, either, I'm honestly impressed.

Here's some of my favorite comments about it.