Love Them Worms

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

in medieval times there were a lot of reanimated skeletons with swords but you dont really see any more these days

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they're actually weird and it's not all an act. Pussies.

Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.

don’t talk to me before ive consumed my potions

*Pulls Tarot card from deck for the first time in literal months* Me: Okay Deck, what the fuck is going on *pulls Tower card* Me: Yeah tell me something I don’t know buddy

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon