I AINT FROM 'ROUND HERE

OKAY, SHE’S WEIRD. Those are questions you just don’t ask —- not now, not after so many years of this shit. Surely she knows that travelling with a group is safer, and what Walkers are. It’s COMMON KNOWLEDGE, at this point.

“Uh, walkers. Biters. Whatever y’ wanna call ‘em. Like … dead people, y’know, walkin’ corpses. They bite ya’, y’ turn into one.” Explaining it feels weird. “Listen, kid, where’re you from ??”

Maybe she’d been lucky enough to avoid most of the chaos for now. Just his luck, too, finding someone so clueless. Because obviously he can’t just leave her to figure this shit out alone —- that’s not in his nature. “Ain’t exactly easy t’ survive out here on yer’ own.”

      ✩ ; ➾ you tap your glittery wand against your chin a few times, thinking through your options. do you say ‘ echo creek ’ ? ‘ mewni ’ ? ‘ another dimesnion ’ ? a lot of these have worked before, but this guy scares the dickens out of you and you don’t want to be burned as a witch or something. who knows, this might be one of thoooose dimensions. probably a good idea to keep that wand away from shooting anything in that case. 

                 ❛   ... weeell, i was from mewni, but my parents kind of booted                      me because i was ‘ a troublemaker ’ so now i’ve been living                      in echo creek for a while, but i don’t think i’m gonna be getting                      back there anytime really soon. i guess i live here for a couple                      of days ?? is it a nice neighborhood ?   ❜

      ✩ ; ➾ you guess it probably is not. you also guess this guy thinks you’re weird, just by his facial expression. but what’re you supposed to say ?? ‘ i’m a magical princess from another dimension ’ ? you doubt he’ll accept that information as easily as marco did. 

“I mean… the person you’re making it for might want it to be made out of normal hammock stuff.  Octopus skin is kind of a red flag, haha.”

OH I’M DEFINITELY REPLYING TO THIS AT SOME POINT

        heres my new favorite gifcon of star attacking a water fountain 

MAGICELLO-TAPE ?? He frowns, entirely unsure how bout what she’s asking —- but he knows he doesn’t have whatever she wants, so he shakes his head. Eyebrows knit together as he looks at the … what, broken scissors ?? SURELY she had a better weapon that that. Even a kitchen knife would be better.

“—- Uh, you sure yer’ good ??” Not that he’s one to offer help to anyone he runs into, but this kid couldn’t be older than fifteen at the most. “You got a group or’re you on yer’ own ??”

      ✩ ; ➾ aw, crap. you suppose maybe you can piece it together with normal adhesive. you don’t think so, but one can hope ; now you just have to find some.

           ❛   a group ?? why would i have a group ?   ❜ 

      ✩ ; ➾ this place freaking sucks. you can’t wait to get out of here ; what’s with this guy anyways ? he doesn’t look like he’s seen civilisation or running water in ages. and what’s with the crossbow ?? 

      ✩ ; ➾ you look down at whatever that thing is, prod it with your foot a few times, and then look back to the guy who, you decide, does not smell much better than it does. you decide not to tell him that. there’s just something about him that makes you want not to be on his bad side. probably the aforementioned crossbow. 

       post-apoc au star would be the weird kid with twigs in her        hair and dirt all over, living in the woods eating slugs and         stuff, beating the shit out of people with the nearest branch        she can find and vehemently refusing to take a shower and 

              THATS

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