StellarWind Elsydeon's FFXIV Sideblog

"Mammets and Moogles" sounds like it would make one heck of a tabletop RPG.

However, its existence would imply the existence of an in-universe Wizards of the Coast...

... And therefore an in-universe Hasbro, and we all know that's going to be an Ul'dahn Lalafell racket.

Of course, given the nature of Ul'dah, there is very little chance that any Ul'dahn game manufacturer would not straight up pull a Konami and eventually become nigh-exclusively a manufacturer of pachinko machines to also take a cut out of the gambling racket using their machines…

"Surely not EVERYBODY was Kung-Fu Fighting?"

Normally I am resolved not to feed the corporate greed daemons. But my resolve was profoundly tested by this glorious fuzzbeast and ultimately I… I caved. I just couldn't resist the floof. It was too much, even for me.

Frell it. We meow.

Does the fact I captured this image at the entrance to the Steel Vigil whilst wielding a cane bearing a blazing lantern make this image an instance of "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss"?

E X P L O O O O O O O O O O O O O O S I O N !

Somehow feels like a very apt location for a Reaper screenshot.

A cat in winter gear.

LEVES.

IN.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Marishka deploying a guitar solo, because why not really.

Aspen, Eyriwyda and Marishka, trying to make the Seneschal Prince's Outfit work, and looking like a frickin' KPop Band.

And away we go!

A Marishka in her natural habitat.

No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.

Exercising some explosions. For science. You monster.

Additional Marishka Being Marishka.