Sure. Fine. Whatever.

Mulder: Oof, the call out, sis. The tea is scorching.

like. imagine scully trying desperately to adjust to suddenly being a foot taller i.e. she keeps banging her head on things and mulder’s like “bE CAREFUL”. she also keeps forgetting she doesn’t have to do a manly voice and so mulder just occasionally sound like he’s really sick. she finally gets to sit at the desk and she point blank REFUSES to let mulder sit there and is a smug little shit the entire time

and MULDER is just trying to ruin scully’s credibility to entire time. he forgets that he has to brush his hair everyday. he also tries to bullshit his way around a lab and almost throws up before an autopsy. he’s only saved by a call from “agent mulder” in the station and he’s like “OH MYGOD HOW DO YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME IT’s SO GROSS AND YUCKY”

scully’s like “mulder why is your back always fucking sore??” and he just. “scully i don’t have a bed”