skeptical sighing

Scully: So how are you doing?

Skinner: Come on, Mulder's your best friend.

William: Mom, can you look over my project? We have to draw opposites.

Scully: I sent a nude fax once

Krycek: All the best wars are fought against someone.

Mulder: [sobbing and putting up posters of Scully that say "Have you seen this woman?"]

Mulder: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don’t want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Reyes: You look exhausted, is everything ok?

I thought we had hit rock bottom, but we managed to find a new sub-basement.

Mulder: Scully! Where's Scully? Woah, there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. BOOM, ROASTED!

Mulder: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Scully: How did Krycek beat us here? We took the carpool lane.

Mulder: Hey Frohike, can you come here? If you were my partner, would you be all freaked out that I’m JUST FRIENDS with Krycek?

Scully: This is bothering me.

Scully: Why do you have a diary?

Skinner: I said I wasn’t gonna cry…

Scully: You’re coming off distinctly paranoid.