For Whom The Fuck Tolls

“anything you want princess” me to me when i want to buy stuff

everyone wanting nandor and guillermo to kiss is so funny to me. this is what we do in the shadows. they're going to fuck nasty and Guillermo is going to go uh 😖 that was a mistake. i have to avoid him for a month. while nandor looks right into the camera and goes "we are in Love!"

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe…

the queasy feeling when dylan and sadie start to kiss.... the growing panic when you realize they’re fully making out... that’s exactly how people should have reacted to seeing jake and taylor. people either ignored this gut feeling or completely didn’t have it, and that’s a problem. how blatantly the film cuts to the chase and doesnt beat around the bush isn’t just a perfect demonstration of how taylor is committed to allowing herself to fully present and process what she really went through, but of how committed she is to using her art to prevent other young women and vulnerable people from finding themselves in similar situations, whether it’s from their own heightened awareness or the awareness of people around them who can step in if need be

just gonna say it. guillermo in his vest? with the white button down sleeves rolled up to his elbows? sir if you are free this weekend i would love to show you a good time please i think we—

I kept hearing people describe season 3 as Guillermo's girl boss season. At first I thought it was a joke... But bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

new game if u draw guillermo skinny i banish you to hell for 1000000 years