Bitch boy

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

fully sober in the club googling vampires

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

“The love of my life wouldn’t do that” is such a powerful perspective to maintain

full shakespearean tragedy but it's entirely focused on how a girl needs to go to bed because she has work in five hours

three hours

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there