Too Cool For This World

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

Y’all, I ain’t never seen a whole Star Wars film, but Mark Hamill? Is an actual Fucking Saint™️.

S H Ę !!!

This is from the museum in Silkeborg and it was actually a hairstyle preferred by men of the early settlements in Denmark

H Ę !!!

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

two sick horses evaluating an orb

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

its that time of year