Spooky Twink

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

i love trans women, terfs get off my blog, my lesbian content will never be for you

Bruce really do be out here collecting every variant of only child syndrome like God damn infinity stones.

horror is when a fucked up guy looks at you. comedy is when you look at a fucked up guy.

what if we’re both fucked up and we look at each other?

gay romance

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

Yess girl slaaayyyyyy wait no stop don’t actually girl what are you doing what are you doing stop stop stop oh my god god no no he’s dead no no no oh my god girl what have you done

may your 2023 be vampiric and homoerotic