Spooks

due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

Issa mood

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.

bruh that was your landlord

My dad always get mad when I do this. He’s always like “We didn’t need to know.” That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I don’t always *need* to know but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.

Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if you’re not gonna use it?

C’est ça

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain