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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

That stupid dinosaur and overgrown fish could never have this much aura.

Haha. Just so you know those tweets were literally my only reason + motivation for making this. Lmao.

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

They trade whenever MEOWTH decides!

Being trans isn't just a choice you make It's a choice Meowth makes

Do you guys call it aldi or aldis

aldis nuts

go fuck yourself motherfucker

sometimes i think a simple life is okay. like fish in the ocean know only swim and eat plant and they're happy. or i guess i don't know if they're happy maybe they're just pissed the fuck off all the time. maybe fish want a complex life. do you think a fish would like iphone