imagine being gay and not respecting bisexual and trans people lmao yikes

girls will say they "know a spot" then take you to the sacrificial altar

girls will tell you "there's this really great place, it's a bit of a walk but it's worth it" then lead you to the middle of the forest and leave you there

did something happen

can i get back to you on that one? i'm kind of being hunted for sport rn

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

any mention of black lives matter has disappeared off my dashboard so i thought y'all might want to know that police stormed a peaceful vigil in memory of elijah mcclain, attacking mourners with pepper spray. families were there. children were affected. this movement isnt over just because it’s no longer trendy.

I genuinely thought this was another weird tumblr add

whoever got my voodoo doll, massage the back a lil pls

kitty litter would be a fucking great invention if it didn't turn the floor of our basement into the fucking sahara desert of poop particle sand because every goddamn time tony uses the litterbox he calmly takes his piss or shit but then when he goes to leave he busts out of there like koolaid man just found a pristine wall to bust through and in the process scatters litter as far as the naked eye can see. acting like he's a fucking olympian athlete about to do the long jump of the century fuckin. hannibal bustin through. i hate his stupid ass

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life