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cumming is good but i kinda wish we didnt have war

So many protagonists just get dragged around and thrown into dangerous situations with no warning while nobody tells them anything and expects them to act like they know things already and it stresses me out so much it’s like working at Walmart all over again

Most chosen one protagonists wouldn’t last a day in the women’s and infants section.

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

Getting high on open window air