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We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

Yeah sure the Catholic Church can commit theophagy every Sunday for 2000 years and nobody bats an eye but as soon as I decide to commit a little theophagy everybody freaks out I see how it is

Going out for a little theofaggy, don't wait up

we need "chubby" to mean fat again not just the pouch where your fucking organs go

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

Broken beer bottle is an underrated weapon in terms of maneuverability and potential bleeding damage

Sorry I've just been living for this new Animal Crossing update

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

He served cunt. Nasty, decrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior